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bmichael:

GUESTBREAKER: You’re A Philosophy Major

Oh God. Here we go. You’re discussing how we “know what we know and if we truly know it.” Again. You know what? I’ll play your game. Next time you want sex, I’ll tell you your penis doesn’t exist. When you rebut, I’ll go off on a tirade that causes you to have an existential crisis, and then you won’t care about boning anymore. Pick a real major, dude.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Amanda. (dealbreaker)

Well, Amanda, if you had majored in philosophy, you’d know that this carp is a strawman. Most philosophers don’t take ontological skepticism very seriously, and it’s been pretty easily defeatable since it was invented.

Nice.